They Musta Flunked Crime School…

No one ever said being a crook was easy—but in the case of these guys, it must have been especially difficult for them— because they all got caught through their own stupidity.

Perhaps they all oughta go back to crime college, because they didn’t learn their lessons right the first time.

THE NAME GAME….

If you’re gonna lie to the cops—make sure there’s no way they can prove you wrong.

A 25-year old man was stopped by Minneapolis police recently while acting suspiciously.

This genius brain told the cops his name was Darnell Lewis—but claimed to have no identification on him…..

Well actually, he did have I-D on Him—on his neck to be specific.

You see “Mr. Lewis” had the name “Frazier”  tattooed on the left side of his neck.

When the cops ran the name Darnell Frazier— guess what popped up?

Yep, a bunch of arrest warrants for  driving after license revocation, driving after suspension and no proof of insurance,  a probation violation for bringing a stolen vehicle into Minnesota and a failure to appear  on a drug charge.

Now, he’s in jail— where he doesn’t have to worry about a name— he’s just goes by  his inmate number….

BEER AND WHINE…

If you’re going to commit a crime—don’t call up the police later to complain that your crime didn’t work out  the way you wanted.

Macelino de Jesus Martinez sold his 14-year old  daughter to another man in exchange for $16,000 in cash, 100 cases of Corona beer, 50 cases of Modelo beer,  two cases of wine, 50 cases of Gatorade and 50 cases of soft drinks, and several cases of meat.

When he wasn’t paid, the 36-yr-old man called police to complain.

The arrested him.

Now the only case he’s got is his court case…

THIS BUD’S FOR YOU…

In lots of places gambling isn’t illegal—but if you use an illegal substance to gamble with—well—you’re going to lose THAT bet.

That’s just what happened in Fresno, California when this guy tried to bet his bag of marijuana at  the local Casino.

EYE guess you could say they’ve “weeded out” another fool from the gene pool.

InstantEYE

My Zimbio

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